Sometimes I feel like I’m an air traffic controller, with a thousand little boys up in the air, flying around, each one wanting to land on one of My runways…

There’s the little footboys, who all want to land on the “Pay for Princess Pedicures” or “Buy Princess Shoes” or “Beg for Princess’ Toenail Clippings.”

And, there’s the little poopy boys, who probably will never get to land, because they want to travel to Me and be My actual human toilet with their dirty little mouths. (Although, I have to say, there’s an older man in the Midwest who’s getting AWFULLY close to offering enough tribute to at least get a special “meal” from me in a bowl or something….will you want a fork with that? Yuck…but to each their own, right?)

Then there’s my favorite slaves flying around, the financial boys, who call me on NF, tribute me regularly, buy off my Amazon wishlist (or “wishlust,” as one of the little cuties calls it!), and generally make sure I’m never hurting for walking-around money. These guys get VIP treatment from the tower, I can assure you!

There’s also the sissies, who want so bad to come and serve me dressed as very bad imitations of Your Princess Herself. I’ve had a few serve in realtime over the last couple of years, but only one really knew how to actually CLEAN my place along with all the prancing around. I love you little sissies, but unless you’re publicly humiliating yourself for me and paying for the privilege, I might lose interest….so step it up!

And then there are you special little closeted fags, begging Me to post an ad for you to go suck for me….and some of you have gone through with it, and found out if’s VERY REAL and can be very HOT! I don’t mind being your pimpstress, but come on, for those thinking but not acting, let’s get started already!

Oh, cleared for landing right now is one of my faves…a little “raise-the-rate” slave who likes calling me on payday to have me take a big chunk right off the top!! How sweet!

Seeya,
Lisa