horny
Riding the edge
I have a challenge for you boys today. I want you to wake up in the morning and on the hour for each hour you’re awake today you’re going to stroke to my pictures or videos until you can barely hold back from cumming….and then STOP. Each hour you’ll do this and you’ll keep a journal of the time it takes to get to the edge each time you do it. If I like what you send me as your journal I might let you cum slaves. Then again I might have you do it all over again the next day too lol.
Hello boys.
I’ve been logging in pretty random hours (after school, before school) but every time I do get to sign on to take calls you cuckolds, little dicks and cocksuckers always manage to find me! I love kinky fetish phone sex with you perverts. I love the fact that I do phone sex makes some of my callers blush and get all embarrassed. One in particular asks “Do you talk about me Angel? Do you tell them what we do?”. Well duh…Of course I do. It turns him on and makes him blush more and squirms around like he’s naked in front of a packed boardroom. My poor hilarious cuckold ”Tony” always makes me laugh with the way he is so submissive. I mean I deserve to be running things and have some control, right? Look at me. Duh. I get whatever I want. Being dissatisfied and unhappy in your relationship is not for me.
I’ve also been doing this new work out. Piloxing, its a combonation of pilates and boxing. My friend Cassie and I decided to try it and I love it. Its pretty new, kind of a trend here in Cali. I’m a bit fitness obsessed. I don’t smoke. I work out quite a lot. The only thing I will never give up is soda. This Princess has to have her diet soda.
My vice is diet soda. What’s yours? Age play, cream pies, humiliation, foot worship, maybe strap on play? Although I suppose I don’t consider those bad vices. But they make good fetish phonesex convos……
xoxo
Lisa
Just one of those hot, wet fucking days…
Today is just one of those days that I woke up with wet panties and even after I took a hot shower and put on dry panties they just ended up being wet again! I am so fucking horny that I just can’t think straight today. I am in need of a real good hard cum today to put things back as they should be…. well, at least give me the ability to think of something other than cock. All I can think about is getting cock or someone eating my pussy. Maybe it would help if I just go lay in bed and finger fuck myself. Wanna listen? Call me!!!
Sunday is Funday!!
So..I am home now, and hot, and horny..sitting here watching football…watching all the HOT men on my TV…Keep your eyes open for some hot fun football assignments….No sissy boys on my TV!!
Things he wants to hear…
For a man, nothing is sexier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things your man is dying to hear you mouth off about.
HIM
Men want to know that you’re not visualizing someone else when you’re with them or just phoning it in, so although it may seem basic, saying (or screaming out) his name in bed is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few “ooohs” and moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.
THE ACTION
If you’re being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they’d like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as “What am I doing to you?” and “How does that feel?”
In this case, simply describing the mise en scène and how you feel will suffice. However, don’t feel like obligated to use cuss words if it’s not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like “pulse,” “swell,” and “throb.”
YOUR FANTASIES
Nothing counts when it’s said in between the sheets, so if you’re feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror – especially the particularly naughty parts – until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing.
STOCK DIRTY PHRASES
Sometimes just having sex is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don’t want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock sexy phrases will work:
“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”
GET CREATIVE
Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that’s needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they’re doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheerlead them along will make your bedroom romp all the more exciting.
<3just got home from church<3
LOL ~ I’m kidding! But Happy Sunday morning, anyway!
That reminds me actually that I have had and enjoyed blasphemous phone sex before. Like doing dirty things in the church or with the minister and stuff. The Catholic boys seem particularly dirty about it. Anyway, I wasn’t really planning to write about that but I don’t usually have a plan so I guess that’s what happens. If you have a religion fetish or whatever one might call that – you know who to play with!
Anyway.
So, it’s Sunday morning. I’ve had a lovely, dirty weekend staying in mostly and playing with all of , pervy horny neighbors, kinky boss, twisted teachers, etc. Well, I didn’t really do a school girl roleplay but you get the idea.
Really been mostly extreme fantasies no matter what the roleplay is. There’s something just so scandalous about role playing an 18 year old virgin our taboo phone sex calls that I find it particularly yummy. I know you guys do too heh.
Sitting here on my bed, bored and lonely and hoping for some of you to keep me company. I know a few of you have enjoyed my friend SUMMER and I’d love for you to give me dirty details. I know she’s pretty much into the same things I am so if you haven’t yet found your way to giving her a call, go for it. I will do my best not to be tooooo jealous.
Oh and I started tweeting again –http://twitter.com/lickablelisa – so be sure you have followed me (or are at least spying on me).
I’ll try to start blogging more often too. No, I mean it!! I really will try.
Alright then. I think I’ll be around most of the day today so, um, you know… if you want I can make you cum or something… I’d really like that. Couldn’t you use a sweet naughty girl like me?
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Call Me!
Woman have sexual weapons?
Do women have too many weapons to use against men sexually? I had a little conversation about this recently with a caller I’d like to call “Eddie Haskell”. You remember Eddie, the suck up with motives on Leave it to Beaver. I love old classic shows.
Anyway, “Eddie”, the caller of mine, and I discussed all the power I have over him. I say it’s a talent all women have, and that many just do not know how to use it. Eddie, in typical form told me “No it’s just YOU Lisa”. Sure Eddie, and I bet my dress is lovely too.
Men have these teeny little buttons that can be easily pressed which will send little signals to their cocks. This signal reminds them that #1 they either must touch you, or #2 they must touch “the cock” themselves.
As a woman, I have many weapons to use to push those buttons. It’s not so simple as having tits, an ass, and a juicy pussy. Those items are the BIG prize and a special privilege… it’s the subtleties about a woman that make a man want her.
Like…. The way she flips her hair, the scent of her perfume, the way she bats her eye lashes, the way she licks her lips, the way she dangles her shoe off her toes, the way she glances at you, the look her flawless skin, the way she tilts her head at you when she talks, the way she licks an ice cream cone, the way she crosses her legs, the obvious pedicure she has, her thong peeking slightly out of the back of her jeans, and so on and so on and so on.
You get the point don’t you? Just like my “Eddie Haskell” caller says… Lisa (me!) knows exactly how to rope in a man with her feminine weapons. What she does with you once she has used all of her sexy weapons on you… is TOTALLY her choice.
Would you believe me at all if I said I wasn’t a tease? Nah… didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot!