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Riding the edge
I have a challenge for you boys today. I want you to wake up in the morning and on the hour for each hour you’re awake today you’re going to stroke to my pictures or videos until you can barely hold back from cumming….and then STOP. Each hour you’ll do this and you’ll keep a journal of the time it takes to get to the edge each time you do it. If I like what you send me as your journal I might let you cum slaves. Then again I might have you do it all over again the next day too lol.
How to make cum…for sissy’s
Ejaculating Dildo & How to Make Homemade Non-”Organic” Cum
Cock Shooter Ejaculating Dildo
Found the perfect fake cum for this an both my wife an myself love it. This works great an really simulates real cum perfectly.
Recicpe for Cum
Ingredients:
One can sweet condensed milk
4 large egg whites
Granulated sugar
Directions
Pour can of sweet condensed milk into a bowl, add the 4 large egg whites
stir in granulated sugar to create your perfect consisity…
Happy Weekend
Hey guys, ever played truth or dare? Ok but what about with me? See, with me we get to tell all the naughty thing we either wanted to do, or did do. And for the dare part you ask? Well you’re just gonna have to do a call to find out.. lol
Hello boys.
I’ve been logging in pretty random hours (after school, before school) but every time I do get to sign on to take calls you cuckolds, little dicks and cocksuckers always manage to find me! I love kinky fetish phone sex with you perverts. I love the fact that I do phone sex makes some of my callers blush and get all embarrassed. One in particular asks “Do you talk about me Angel? Do you tell them what we do?”. Well duh…Of course I do. It turns him on and makes him blush more and squirms around like he’s naked in front of a packed boardroom. My poor hilarious cuckold ”Tony” always makes me laugh with the way he is so submissive. I mean I deserve to be running things and have some control, right? Look at me. Duh. I get whatever I want. Being dissatisfied and unhappy in your relationship is not for me.
I’ve also been doing this new work out. Piloxing, its a combonation of pilates and boxing. My friend Cassie and I decided to try it and I love it. Its pretty new, kind of a trend here in Cali. I’m a bit fitness obsessed. I don’t smoke. I work out quite a lot. The only thing I will never give up is soda. This Princess has to have her diet soda.
My vice is diet soda. What’s yours? Age play, cream pies, humiliation, foot worship, maybe strap on play? Although I suppose I don’t consider those bad vices. But they make good fetish phonesex convos……
xoxo
Lisa
<3To “DO” Lists & What not <3
Hey guys – just a quickie post (not be confused with a quickie phone sex call) to let you know that I am HERE and should be ALL DAY! Well, mostly anyway. For quickies or… longies? Heh.
Bring me all your dirtiest fantasies and stories and desires and whatever else you want. You will be glad you did!
Do you have a to-do list? If so, I certainly hope I am on it!!
My To Do List For The Day:
1. Innocent Girl Next Door (aww)
2. Naughty School Girl (oh my!)
Any other ideas?? Let me know what pops up!
Well, probably more. I wouldn’t mind some impregnation fantasies. Maybe some regular old oral and anal. What about some discipline? Have a foot fetish? Want me to gag on your cock? Need a sweet young girl willing to make you happy or perhaps not quite so willing? Or something even more taboo…
Alright, you get the idea. I’m here today and open for ANYTHING GOES! No limits phone sex anytime, of course, but yeah, here I am! Cum n get me!
SEXY FUN GAME NIGHT FOR ADULTS :)
SAUCY GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR LOVER
You and your partner, no doubt, love each other. But sometimes, sex can get monotonous. After all, you’re at the point where you’re so comfortable with each other, you either think, “what haven’t we done” or “I’m too lazy to ask.” That’s when you know it’s time to incorporate these fun-filled bedroom games into lovemaking. You and your partner will benefit, trust me. Read on for some sexual, sensual fun.
EMBRACE
The Gist: Play this sensual board game for lovers by moving throughout the board as you reveal sexually intimate thoughts and feelings. Embrace also forces couples to perform erotic challenges with one another such as “Blindfold your partner and lick them all over” or sweet acts like “Put on a romantic song and slow-dance to it.”
Love Quotient: Embrace will lead to more love, some lust, and a better relationship for sure. This game sheds inhibitions and creates some romantic moments that you and your partner may not think of or have time for day to day.
Where to Get It: Visit www.copulus.com for stores
52 WEEKS OF ROMANCE
The Gist: Romance is the name of the game, and scratch and sniff is how you and your partner get to the intimacy. That sounds weird, I know. But this game is really fun full of lovely ideas for a year.
Love Quotient: Each card holds a surprise activity or suggestion. It’s the easiest way to ask for and receive romantic fun, to top it all off. You can incorporate them into the relationship long after the game is over for a healthy, more secure, and living partnership.
Where to Get It: $15.50 at www.passionparties.com
THE KAMA SUTRA BOARD GAME
The Gist: This game clearly has love making written all over it. It has transformed the thousand-year-old Kama Sutra into an interactive game for lovers to play. Players roll the dice and move throughout the board game, traveling different paths, and communicating, sharing and performing activities with sexual position cards.
Love Quotient: I don’t know about love necessarily, but this game will sure spice up your bedroom behaviors. You and your partner will get to try new, fun things during your love making, and the best part is, that awkwardness of “asking for things” will be minimized – the game is asking, really.
Where to Get It: $24.50 at www.futurememories.com
Things he wants to hear…
For a man, nothing is sexier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things your man is dying to hear you mouth off about.
HIM
Men want to know that you’re not visualizing someone else when you’re with them or just phoning it in, so although it may seem basic, saying (or screaming out) his name in bed is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few “ooohs” and moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.
THE ACTION
If you’re being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they’d like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as “What am I doing to you?” and “How does that feel?”
In this case, simply describing the mise en scène and how you feel will suffice. However, don’t feel like obligated to use cuss words if it’s not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like “pulse,” “swell,” and “throb.”
YOUR FANTASIES
Nothing counts when it’s said in between the sheets, so if you’re feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror – especially the particularly naughty parts – until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing.
STOCK DIRTY PHRASES
Sometimes just having sex is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don’t want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock sexy phrases will work:
“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”
GET CREATIVE
Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that’s needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they’re doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheerlead them along will make your bedroom romp all the more exciting.
<3just got home from church<3
LOL ~ I’m kidding! But Happy Sunday morning, anyway!
That reminds me actually that I have had and enjoyed blasphemous phone sex before. Like doing dirty things in the church or with the minister and stuff. The Catholic boys seem particularly dirty about it. Anyway, I wasn’t really planning to write about that but I don’t usually have a plan so I guess that’s what happens. If you have a religion fetish or whatever one might call that – you know who to play with!
Anyway.
So, it’s Sunday morning. I’ve had a lovely, dirty weekend staying in mostly and playing with all of , pervy horny neighbors, kinky boss, twisted teachers, etc. Well, I didn’t really do a school girl roleplay but you get the idea.
Really been mostly extreme fantasies no matter what the roleplay is. There’s something just so scandalous about role playing an 18 year old virgin our taboo phone sex calls that I find it particularly yummy. I know you guys do too heh.
Sitting here on my bed, bored and lonely and hoping for some of you to keep me company. I know a few of you have enjoyed my friend SUMMER and I’d love for you to give me dirty details. I know she’s pretty much into the same things I am so if you haven’t yet found your way to giving her a call, go for it. I will do my best not to be tooooo jealous.
Oh and I started tweeting again –http://twitter.com/lickablelisa – so be sure you have followed me (or are at least spying on me).
I’ll try to start blogging more often too. No, I mean it!! I really will try.
Alright then. I think I’ll be around most of the day today so, um, you know… if you want I can make you cum or something… I’d really like that. Couldn’t you use a sweet naughty girl like me?
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Call Me!
