Summer is coming to a close…so sad! But it also means there will be more evenings to curl up and talk to you! Lately I’ve been having some crazy wild calls and it’s like I can’t get enough!

I also have lots of sexy girl next door calls that fill my time, and I wanted to let you know that if you haven’t tried it, you should ask for guided masturbation. Why, you ask would you need this when you’re perfectly able to satisfy, um-hem, yourself? Because my techniques will make your orgasm incredibly more intense and the thrill of edging will introduce you to a whole new world of sexual pleasure.

SAUCY GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR LOVER

You and your partner, no doubt, love each other. But sometimes, sex can get monotonous. After all, you’re at the point where you’re so comfortable with each other, you either think, “what haven’t we done” or “I’m too lazy to ask.” That’s when you know it’s time to incorporate these fun-filled bedroom games into lovemaking. You and your partner will benefit, trust me. Read on for some sexual, sensual fun.

EMBRACE
The Gist: Play this sensual board game for lovers by moving throughout the board as you reveal sexually intimate thoughts and feelings. Embrace also forces couples to perform erotic challenges with one another such as “Blindfold your partner and lick them all over” or sweet acts like “Put on a romantic song and slow-dance to it.”

Love Quotient: Embrace will lead to more love, some lust, and a better relationship for sure. This game sheds inhibitions and creates some romantic moments that you and your partner may not think of or have time for day to day.

Where to Get It: Visit www.copulus.com for stores

52 WEEKS OF ROMANCE
The Gist: Romance is the name of the game, and scratch and sniff is how you and your partner get to the intimacy. That sounds weird, I know. But this game is really fun full of lovely ideas for a year.

Love Quotient: Each card holds a surprise activity or suggestion. It’s the easiest way to ask for and receive romantic fun, to top it all off. You can incorporate them into the relationship long after the game is over for a healthy, more secure, and living partnership.

Where to Get It: $15.50 at www.passionparties.com

THE KAMA SUTRA BOARD GAME
The Gist: This game clearly has love making written all over it. It has transformed the thousand-year-old Kama Sutra into an interactive game for lovers to play. Players roll the dice and move throughout the board game, traveling different paths, and communicating, sharing and performing activities with sexual position cards.

Love Quotient: I don’t know about love necessarily, but this game will sure spice up your bedroom behaviors. You and your partner will get to try new, fun things during your love making, and the best part is, that awkwardness of “asking for things” will be minimized – the game is asking, really.

Where to Get It: $24.50 at www.futurememories.com

So..I am home now, and hot, and horny..sitting here watching football…watching all the HOT men on my TV…Keep your eyes open for some hot fun football assignments….No sissy boys on my TV!!

For a man, nothing is sexier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things your man is dying to hear you mouth off about.
HIM
Men want to know that you’re not visualizing someone else when you’re with them or just phoning it in, so although it may seem basic, saying (or screaming out) his name in bed is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few “ooohs” and moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.

THE ACTION
If you’re being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they’d like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as “What am I doing to you?” and “How does that feel?”
In this case, simply describing the mise en scène and how you feel will suffice. However, don’t feel like obligated to use cuss words if it’s not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like “pulse,” “swell,” and “throb.”

YOUR FANTASIES
Nothing counts when it’s said in between the sheets, so if you’re feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror – especially the particularly naughty parts – until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing.

STOCK DIRTY PHRASES
Sometimes just having sex is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don’t want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock sexy phrases will work:
“Oh, yeah, right there!”
“That feels amazing”
“Don’t stop, harder”
“I want you so bad”
“Give it to me!”
“You animal!”

GET CREATIVE
Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that’s needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they’re doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheerlead them along will make your bedroom romp all the more exciting.

LOL ~ I’m kidding! But Happy Sunday morning, anyway!

That reminds me actually that I have had and enjoyed blasphemous phone sex before. Like doing dirty things in the church or with the minister and stuff. The Catholic boys seem particularly dirty about it. Anyway, I wasn’t really planning to write about that but I don’t usually have a plan so I guess that’s what happens. If you have a religion fetish or whatever one might call that – you know who to play with!

Anyway.

So, it’s Sunday morning. I’ve had a lovely, dirty weekend staying in mostly and playing with all of , pervy horny neighbors, kinky boss, twisted teachers, etc. Well, I didn’t really do a school girl roleplay but you get the idea.

Really been mostly extreme fantasies no matter what the roleplay is. There’s something just so scandalous about role playing an 18 year old virgin our taboo phone sex calls that I find it particularly yummy. I know you guys do too heh.

Sitting here on my bed, bored and lonely and hoping for some of you to keep me company. I know a few of you have enjoyed my friend SUMMER and I’d love for you to give me dirty details. I know she’s pretty much into the same things I am so if you haven’t yet found your way to giving her a call, go for it. I will do my best not to be tooooo jealous.

Oh and I started tweeting again –http://twitter.com/lickablelisa – so be sure you have followed me (or are at least spying on me).

I’ll try to start blogging more often too. No, I mean it!! I really will try.

Alright then. I think I’ll be around most of the day today so, um, you know… if you want I can make you cum or something… I’d really like that. Couldn’t you use a sweet naughty girl like me?

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Call Me!

Do women have too many weapons to use against men sexually? I had a little conversation about this recently with a caller I’d like to call “Eddie Haskell”. You remember Eddie, the suck up with motives on Leave it to Beaver. I love old classic shows.

Anyway, “Eddie”, the caller of mine, and I discussed all the power I have over him. I say it’s a talent all women have, and that many just do not know how to use it. Eddie, in typical form told me “No it’s just YOU Lisa”. Sure Eddie, and I bet my dress is lovely too.

Men have these teeny little buttons that can be easily pressed which will send little signals to their cocks. This signal reminds them that #1 they either must touch you, or #2 they must touch “the cock” themselves.

As a woman, I have many weapons to use to push those buttons. It’s not so simple as having tits, an ass, and a juicy pussy. Those items are the BIG prize and a special privilege… it’s the subtleties about a woman that make a man want her.

Like…. The way she flips her hair, the scent of her perfume, the way she bats her eye lashes, the way she licks her lips, the way she dangles her shoe off her toes, the way she glances at you, the look her flawless skin, the way she tilts her head at you when she talks, the way she licks an ice cream cone, the way she crosses her legs, the obvious pedicure she has, her thong peeking slightly out of the back of her jeans, and so on and so on and so on.

You get the point don’t you? Just like my “Eddie Haskell” caller says… Lisa (me!) knows exactly how to rope in a man with her feminine weapons. What she does with you once she has used all of her sexy weapons on you… is TOTALLY her choice.

Would you believe me at all if I said I wasn’t a tease? Nah… didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot!

I just got back from a nice night out with friend…had several glasses of wine, and talked about our week..Of course I had to tell them about all my sissy’s in panties, and all the hot steamy phone sex we have had So, now I am HOT and HORNY..so CUM fuck this hot sweet sexy blonde…she needs a big hard dick in her…

No one gives the perfect blowjob the first time. Learning any great skill takes lots of practice and patience. It really helps if you have a good teacher as well.
The first time I gave a blowjob was horrendous. I had no idea what I was doing and the poor guy was too young and naive to teach me how to do it right. I sucked his cock like a lollipop or a popsicle, increasing the suction like I was trying to siphon gas from a hose. He squirmed on the bed making odd noises until he grabbed my face pulling me up to kiss his mouth. Thinking back on it, I’m surprised I didn’t suck his skin clean off! But, he didn’t say a word in his defense and I felt like a failure in the end.
Next I had a boy fuck my mouth, his hand wound tightly into my long dark hair. He was all about power and control. He never said a word after he ordered me to open my mouth and pushed himself back as far as he could bringing tears to my eyes. I focused really hard on not throwing up and made little moaning noises to help him along. He just pushed harder against the back of my throat gagging me repeatedly until he pulled out and came on my face. I felt a little used and I didn’t learn a thing.
The first time I swallowed cum was the first time I got it right. The young man was on my sofa, his pants down around his ankles. I had teased him ruthlessly, taking off my shirt and dancing in my black lace bra and tight black jeans. I watched as he stroked his cock while I whirled before him. His hand slid slowly up and down his shaft with a light hold. His eyes were slightly glazed, a pleased smirk on his face.
When he called me to him I knew what he wanted, they always wanted the same thing. I crouched between his legs and eyed his hungry face. I held his smooth shaft in my hand and moved it the way he had. His head lolled back, his eyes closed as a moan escaped his throat. His hand came to rest on the top of my head in a reassuring way.
I licked the underside of his cock in a long slow stroke from base to tip. I sat up on my knees to get a better angle and kissed the tip of his winking eye. My mouth hovered over his head for a second teasingly while he smiled in anticipation.
I let my lips slide slowly down his shaft until it hit the back of my throat. I liked the taste of his smooth skin on my tongue and licked the vein thick underside of him in little flicks as I slid back up toward his head. I moved my hand back up in unison with my lips. My hand matched the rhythm of my mouth letting him feel me all the way down to his balls. He never moved his open hand from the top of my head, never said a word, yet I felt power in every move I made.
It didn’t take long for him to reach that tipping point. He tried to warn me grabbing my hair and moaning as he tried to pull me off him. But I didn’t let him. He shot hard with a shout into my mouth and I held his cum on my tongue for a moment rolling it around until I swallowed in triumph.
I got better. I learned how to make it last with the next one. I could draw it out teasingly slow and then work him up again until he was shaking above me holding my face lightly in his hands as he watched me. I would start off slow, my tongue bathing him in gentle licks until I closed over him sliding down as far as I could go. He let me do the work and I worked him over good. I let him feel my teeth slide lightly along his thin, sensitive skin, loving to hear him suck in his breath between clenched teeth, his hips starting to rock with my rhythm. I felt like I owned this part of him.
The next one asked me to play with his balls. I learned to hold them lightly, to roll them in my palm, my fingers curling with just enough pressure. I would lick his sack feeling his balls jump then open wide to pull one carefully into my mouth, lathing it with my tongue until he moaned before I would go to his shaft. I licked the length of him slicking his skin with my saliva. By the time I reached the tip of his head a drop of pre-cum would be waiting for me. I spread the salty mix across my lips and slowly slid down his shaft taking the pre-cum with me. He was so smooth and hard, like a giant candy stick. His velvet skin sliding in and out of my swollen lips, my hand gripping him just the way he liked it. He would talk dirty above me his hands clutching fistfuls of hair trying to press me to him until I would bite down just enough to get him to ease off.
I would increase my rhythm moving my hand up and down twice as fast as my lips and then slow it down again to pull him back from the edge. He moaned over me, his hips rocking to my rhythm. Then I would start all over again working him up to wordless frenzy. He held my head tightly in his hands while I held him in my mouth. I could tell when he was so close that the slightest move on my part would be enough and then I took him there, one hand full of his balls, the other wrapped around the base of his shaft, his cock deep in my mouth. I took him to a place he could never have reached on his own. His voice catching between gasps for air as he filled my mouth full of promises. In this small thing, I was the master and I was pleased to serve him.
Every blowjob I give is an opportunity to learn and become a better lover. It makes me happy to know that I can provide that level of pleasure to a man. I love the smooth sensation of power, holding a man in my mouth, him trusting me to take him where he needs to go.

MAN MILK
KIDS
Funky Spunk
Jizum Juice
Protein shake
love juices
pecker spit
jiz
nut
cum
home made yogurt
love in liquid form
home made love
Pumpkin Seeds
The other white meat
Elmer’s Glue
Mayo
Baby Batter
Love Butter
Face Cream
man milk
man yogurt
Hair spray
Albino lipstick
splooge
protein injection
man juice
Cock Fizz,
Pecker Juice,
Twinkie Filling,
Bavarian creme,
Salty Yougurt,
Rubber Cement,
Home Squeezed Man Juice,
Baby Gravy
Silly Putty
Demon Seed
Cock snot
dick dribble
man gravy
man chowder
spooge
salt malt
jizz
Cum
spunk
Baby Batter
Nut Butter
spermage
baby gravy
ball snot
“spunk my beans”
mess
junk
swimmies
pearl necklace
muck (horrible name)
money shot
facial mask )
Juice
Man Juice
proof positive that somebody had an orgasm
happy juice
All Protien Shake
Fountain of Life
Face Paint
Spittle
shmegma
dinner!
lunch!
breakfast!
goo
tastes great / less filling
Miracle Cure
Milkshake
Peniciline
“My Boys”
Milk
Ejacula
gism
little fellas
Cheney
tadpoles/pollywogs
penis pudding
cock custard
love mayonaisse
potential children
salty sac sauce
swim team
man milk
Hot Sauce
penis paint
population paste